Thursday, October 2, 2008

Sarah Palin Drinking Game

It's sweeping the nation in bars every where, its the SARAH PALIN DRINKING GAME! And who better to bring it to you than Sobriety Is For Assholes . As the McCain / Palin ticket drives more and more of us to drink, it's better to establish rules.

WHEN SARAH SAYS -- YOU DRINK
Alaska -- 1 sip
Hockey mom -- 2 sips of beer
Joe Six Pack -- 6 sips of beer
Wall St and Main St
-- 1 sip Scotch washed by 1 sip of Bud Lite
Saturday Night Live -- 1 tequila SLAMMER
Maverick -- 1 shot
Oil Reserves -- Jagermeister shot
Bless
-- 1 sip of white wine
"Nuke-Yoo-Lerr"
-- 1 Jager BOMB
June Cleaverisms I.E. Gosh,Golly, Darn, Betcha, Heck, Doggoneit, etc -- Wine Spritzer
Pro-life -- 1 Aborted Fetus shot (Pour peach in standard shot glass. then pour cream over a spoon for the layer, last drop grenadine down center slowly to create the fetus.) ITS REAL - CLICK HERE


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