Voted Off the Island

According to today's AM New York paper the following list of names received votes in the recent presidential election from New Yorkers.

Socrates
Joe the Plumber
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Vladimir Putin
None of the Above
"My Cat Ginger"
Anton Artaud
Mickey Mouse
Harriet Tubman
Opra Winfrey
Tina Fey
Truth and Beauty
Katie Couric
Stephen Colbert
Jesse Ventura

If I were the mayor, with the exception of Stephen Colbert (he probably voted for himself), I would banish each of these voters to work in the Fresh Kills landfill of Staten Island until they learned their lessons.

Disgusting.