Giraffe Man looking for burger tree. Notice the appropriate Zoo York t-shirt.

"Excuse me little girl, there's no crying in the Panda exhibit." - Zoo Keeper #LineOfTheDay

Git yer grill flourida'd wif Doc @juliebiles yo

Wompa attack!!!!!

NO FREAKIN' WAY!! @stabitha BELL'S HAS A WINTER?!?!?! XMAS FOR ME!!!

You know what makes me happy? Pissing in a bathroom with these starring at me. I love the Logg.

People next to us left a whole plate of chicken fingers. @hellskitten is telling me no.

Someone is being extra snuggly this morning. I think he knows we're gonna blow this pop stand in about an hour.

Roast brisket, green bean casserole, salad, roasted potatoes and biscuits. #FeedMe

Let the feasting begin! Cocktail weiners, 4 cheese chips, guacamole and cheese crackers!

3 bottles of whiskey, beef jerkey, Jack Daniel's coffee, Philippe's mustard, ipod and Guitar Hero underwear. I win!

Just pulled and sauced the turkey loin that I slow cooked for almost 10 hours. Just 5 more to go!

In 13 hours, this will be the juiciest and most delicious pulled turkey ever served on Xmas.

I'm Mister hamburger. I'm Mister Beef. I'm Mister Ground Meat. I'm Mister Hunger Relief. They call me Burger Miser... @stabitha

I forgot I left these at my mother in law's house. Yay! Now people won't be able to see how relaxed my feet are!

Someone is acting like a big baby.

FOTPIT #TheLunchover

Wilson's was closed. So what? We got Bubba's!! #TheLunchover

Yes @chaile27 will have 2. #TheLunchover

Mohegan

Wilson's bbq was closed but Super Duper Weenie was not! And #TheLunchover continues

This is my fave fried chicken in the world and if I was @freshparsley I would ask Jay to make it all the time!

Yeah snow plow keepin 9th Ave safe from this furious blizzard!

I think they forgot to open the bio dome over NYC. I just wish they would turn on the heat.

 

OMG!! Look at all the snow on our street! This is a straight up emergency. When are they gonna dig us out?

Fuck you, you old man. Taking the only stall to piss standing up while I had to #2. Now everyone on FB knows how big a dick you are.

Is this what he does everyday? I think I might be jealous.

PIZZAREV! Sent to me by Matt from @shadowsfallband

Ground sirloin & strip, flambéed in tequila,apple smoked bacon,crispy onions,cheddar. @jasonhhinc @holyshityouguys @marklafay w @schapnomore

6 oz ground ribeye in truffle pastry, w relish, truffle butter & dijon mustard. @jasonhhinc @holyshityouguys @marklafay w @schapnomore

108 photos from #Alcoholiday7 but I think this one sums it all up. Right @metalsucks? http://ow.ly/L0Kr

PLEASE PREPARE YOUR #ALCOHOLIDAY7 AWARDS ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES #Alcoholiday7 http://ow.ly/KDdH

Yo @iamphilcollins thank you for thinking of me #Alcoholiday7 Tonight http://ow.ly/KDdH

That's what I am talking about @grayblue @brandontour #Alcoholiday7 Tonight http://ow.ly/KDdH

@grayblue please have some manners and share with @brandontour #Alcoholiday7 Tonight http://ow.ly/KDdH

@bernardcore did you beat @big_oh ? #Alcoholiday7 Tonight http://ow.ly/KDdH

Is this the best beardo or the best rack award? @mftimmytats #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

@chaile27 token lame-o for not being here! @bernardcore @bramfilter @iamphilcollins @hellskitten #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

@grayblue @schapnomore @iamphilcollins @hellskitten #HolidaySuck shot only $3 #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

We Cool? BOOP! #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

@big_oh is this the look of a winner? #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

Raise your hand if you ruined our favorite blog @holyshityouguys @rich_hall @iamphilcollins @schapnomore @bramfilter @staygangsta #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

Too bad @chaile27 wont be #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K Would be fun to break his tooth again

@bramfilter raise your hand if you think you won an award. #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

BACHTA! DO IT! Set a great example for others. #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

Is this how you maintain your beardo @metalsucks ? #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

Will Calitri win the leaving las vegas award and if he does, will he leave before he gets is? #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

This is what it looks like to FAIL #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

Masengill is not in spell check @holyshityouguys #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K

More like token drunk guy! @bpacris @staygangsta @grayblue @iamphilcollins @seanrobertsnyc #Alcoholiday7 Tonight. http://ow.ly/K